Four NYC Subway Haikus

For those of you who don’t know, all the subways are fucked (AGAIN!) because of rain. Thats right, rain. What kind of bullshit is that? It’s not as though rain is new, or anything. I’ve chosen to express my disgust in haiku form.

subways are broken
at least i’m not from brooklyn
not so smug now, huh?

walking is for poors
sweating like an animal
swamp ass is a bitch

this is such B.S.
isn’t this america?
New York is third world

the M.T.A. blows
thank you for nothing bloomberg
what are taxes for?

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